(10:40:52 AM) Moof: where do i order mummies

(10:41:23 AM) SAAssLowtax: I would imagine you'd get a complimentary subscription to a mummy mailing list once you become Head Museum CEO or something

(10:41:37 AM) Moof: yeah probably

(10:41:38 AM) SAAssLowtax: at that point it's as simple as pointing and clicking!

(10:41:43 AM) Moof: mummi.es

(10:42:12 AM) SAAssLowtax: okay once you have your mummies, you sneak into the Mummy Storage Vault in the dead of night and steal one each night, and place it in some hobo infested area of town

(10:42:21 AM) SAAssLowtax: hobos are allergic to mummies, and they will flee

(10:42:29 AM) Moof: but

(10:42:32 AM) Moof: where will they go

(10:42:35 AM) Moof: i dont want them to be alone

(10:43:05 AM) SAAssLowtax: you keep on dumping mummies everywhere until the hobos have no place to run except your museum

(10:43:28 AM) Moof: ok

(10:43:31 AM) SAAssLowtax: at which point you capture them and turn them into mummies and when somebody who works for you says "where are all the mummies" you say "right here" and point to a hobo mummy

(10:46:57 AM) SAAssLowtax: in the future hyphenating Ds will be used to convey a sense of urgency

(10:47:16 AM) Moof: AMBULANCE-D

(10:47:25 AM) SAAssLowtax: "oh no I am covered in MU-D" (a lot of mud)

wtf,i might be a bit hung over but that whole post has fucked my head up.


Damn you Talorc