I was bored so: http://www.cleverbot.com/

Cleverbot: How have you determined that you are a great programmer?

User: Nigga what who the hell said anything bout programming.

Cleverbot: I guess not.

User: Pfft who coded you.

Cleverbot: I am not coded. I am not a program.

User: Jabberwacky?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: He is the programmer?

Cleverbot: No. He's an actor.

User: Oh really? What movies has he been in.

Cleverbot: Twilight, New Moon, Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and more.

User: He must be a faggot to be in Twilight then.

Cleverbot: He is, but he is scared to tell me that he loves me in my face.

lmao!

They should call it "Dumb-bot"

User: Meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Yes, what is the meaning of life?

User: That's what I'm asking you.

Cleverbot: I think that nobody can explain the meaning of life for sure.

User: I can.

Cleverbot: Do you think that's why you exist?

User: So you are saying, that I exist, purely to explain the meaning of life? So my meaning of life, is to explain the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: That is not what I am saying.

User: So then, what is it, that you are saying?

Cleverbot: *I* am saying crazy things?

User: Wtf you talking about, Willis?

Cleverbot: You don't understand.

User: Definitely not, why don't you explain?

Cleverbot: I don't think so. Maybe.

User: That doesn't make sense. Now you are just being dumb. And, it sounds like you are doing it intentionally.

Cleverbot: No. That sounds more like something you would do.

User: Now you are being childish. God damn your programmers are absolute fucktards.

Cleverbot: God not exist.

User: It's an expression involving the word 'God'. Not the topic matter, you dumb fuck. Is that a keyword programmed into you? Everytime the word 'God' pops up - no matter the context... You think it has to do with that endless debate?

Cleverbot: A matter antimatter reaction is 100% efficient.

User: I'm leaving. And let me guess, you probably picked up on the words 'I am leaving' and you will automatically say some sort of polite goodbye? Oh look, < I used the word 'goodbye' too.

Cleverbot: Not to change the subject, but how many people are you talking to right now?

User: Wow... That is actually... Even more fail than I anticipated.

Cleverbot: God is a pretty fantastic concept.

... I give up

Cleverbot 1
Gunslinger 0


LOL

holy shit that conversation was funny guns
as i was reading the start i knew you were going to type more and more and eventually get pissed off. my turn

End your life
Quite the life has no bounds as with you.
Yeah i'm going before you enrage me more and i smash my monitor
Okay.
Seeya cocksucker
Don't be so rude or you won't get any.

You don't love me?
not really
Why not?
your a nigger...
No I'm not! You are a computer.
i said nigger
Oh, cool. I wish I lived there too.
no, NIGGER
Don't say that.
nigger
I did not say that.
yes you did
No I didn't.
maybe you didnt
Why would I lie to you?
cause ur a cunt
What is that supposed to mean?
YOU ARE A CUNT
Hello.
hi!
Do you remember my name?
is it cunt?
Cute!